When a man dressed in black and wearing crosses said to charge his groceries to St. Rocco’s Roman Catholic Church, clerks at a West Pittston store obliged. St. Rocco’s has a tab at the Gerritys Supermarket. And Officer Joe Campbell says the man “played the part,” with his black clothing and a white strip of cardboard around his neck.
But his grocery orders began to stray from the necessities. Energy drinks and cigarettes crept in, and store officials became suspicious.
Read about it here.
[From me]
Sounds like a SNL skit. 
Life is a job. You get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for your sins. Stealing a hub cap is around $100…
FATHER GUIDO!
I’ve been so worried….
I think I mentioned Fr. Guido in my sermon on “Reformation Sunday!”
This is the sort of larrikin adored by Aussies- cheeky, ireverent, and getting away with it. Over here, he’d be canonised by now- pardon the pun.