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Just had to get that off my chest.

Drug dealer calls 911 to report stolen pot!

[WLS]

A Wichita, KS man called 911 to report he was the victim of an armed robbery. What was stolen? A pound of marijuana worth about $1,100 that he had been trying to sell at his home.

Read about it here.

[From me]

Remember what Confucius said:

“One who stands on toilet, gets high on pot.”

Woman Didn’t Know Home Was Drug-Dealing Haven because she was in her room reading the Bible.

Carrie Hardaway admits her grandchildren have been arrested on drug charges before and doesn’t deny they walk up and down Buena Vista street at all hours of the night.But the she claims she never envisioned that her home was a haven for crack cocaine dealing.

“Truly the cars do stop a whole lot,” she said. “I don’t know what they’re getting from them. Most of the time I’m back in my room reading the Bible.”

Read about it here.

Their church has gone to pot, really!

The very nature of the Church of Cognizance is under question in a U.S. District Court in New Mexico as a judge reviews whether or not the church qualifies as a sincere religion. The U.S. attorney’s office contends that Danuel and Mary Quaintance are not sincere and are not practicing a certifiable religion, the two key factors in the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which would protect the Pima couple from governmental interference involving the use of marijuana in their religious practices. Read about it here.

Like, wow, man, I mean this is —sorry. 

I guess people will find any excuse to do drugs.  Who are some of their members, Cheech and Chong?